tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post2414800177552163464..comments2023-09-27T02:14:34.137-07:00Comments on Hollywood Sucker: There appears to be something living in my car and it keeps opening the hatchback door.Hollywood Suckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06148030851663861313noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-31523129616743557692008-03-06T14:37:00.000-08:002008-03-06T14:37:00.000-08:00I'm betting on a squirrel living in the undercarri...I'm betting on a squirrel living in the undercarriage. Can you pop it open from any point besides the back? If yes, there's probably a cable your pet gremlin can pull/get pushed against/step on/ect.Maskhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17535587533904816522noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-15510975372453163462008-03-06T11:10:00.000-08:002008-03-06T11:10:00.000-08:00It could be a trunk ghost.They're very unusual, bu...It could be a trunk ghost.<BR/><BR/>They're very unusual, but they exist.JUST MEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15663723046451628228noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-8234462768370628972008-03-05T21:10:00.000-08:002008-03-05T21:10:00.000-08:00I'm pretty much convinced my car is going to explo...I'm pretty much convinced my car is going to explode at all times. If something like this happened to me I'd probably stop driving for like a week.nicole antoinettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01867096106743131289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-45828052718005447112008-03-05T17:46:00.000-08:002008-03-05T17:46:00.000-08:00margot- Well whatever. It was an accident I just ...margot- Well whatever. It was an accident I just didn't see her response!<BR/><BR/>Peter- don't feel shame. i just leave people speechless.<BR/><BR/>Tomas- I inspected my car and I think I found ectoplasm on the side of the driver's seat. Then again, that may be the result of a sneeze with no available tissues.<BR/><BR/>Inono- As long as the monster doesn't want to kill me too!<BR/><BR/>Survivingmyself- Holy paranoia! I would never delete your comments. I bet j-money did it.<BR/><BR/>minijonb- I don't know what a Q department is. Fill me in! I'm in danger! Hurry!Hollywood Suckerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06148030851663861313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-60387715669459236392008-03-05T17:27:00.000-08:002008-03-05T17:27:00.000-08:00Evil agents of doom have bugged your car. You may ...Evil agents of doom have bugged your car. You may need to contact your local Q department and get a replacement.minijonbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13310827608075981019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-69500310057274652102008-03-05T17:26:00.000-08:002008-03-05T17:26:00.000-08:00dude, I totally posted exactly what j-money said l...dude, I totally posted exactly what j-money said like 5 hours ago! Where'd my comment go???<BR/><BR/>did you delete it?<BR/><BR/>are we enemies now?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-23266810852598904182008-03-05T16:27:00.000-08:002008-03-05T16:27:00.000-08:00Hmm, peculiar. But it seems to only want to escap...Hmm, peculiar. But it seems to only want to escape while you are on the freeway, so it sounds like a monster with a death wish.Inonohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02717534707852502866noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-7090021405874493092008-03-05T16:12:00.000-08:002008-03-05T16:12:00.000-08:00If there are no turds, then it is clearly a mythic...If there are no turds, then it is clearly a mythical creature/ghost. <BR/><BR/>So as we all learned from Ghostbusters, look for slimy snot-like residue called ectoplasm, and don't cross the streams...it would be bad.Tomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04368544406583238813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-56180191742654641702008-03-05T14:45:00.000-08:002008-03-05T14:45:00.000-08:00Oh man, I loved that episode of Pimp My Ride.Yes, ...Oh man, I loved that episode of Pimp My Ride.<BR/><BR/>Yes, that's all I have for a comment. It's been a long day.<BR/><BR/>I feel shame.Peterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10034296312699922176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-27162911088889702612008-03-05T13:56:00.000-08:002008-03-05T13:56:00.000-08:00HA just read the discussion thread. zakstar hates ...HA just read the discussion thread. zakstar hates you now!<BR/><BR/>I'm going to work on creating an LA bloggers network... so you'll have to send all your friends that way...margottthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10344850111892482826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-51952222725297285732008-03-05T13:38:00.000-08:002008-03-05T13:38:00.000-08:00tk- But I don't want to upset the creature. jenbun...tk- But I don't want to upset the creature. <BR/><BR/>jenbun- I get what you're saying, but wouldn't learning Mandarin possibly make my brain taste like yummy Mandarin food. Or mandarin oranges? Yum. Maybe to keep the creature away, I should learn French.<BR/><BR/>j-money- Really? Would you give me $10 if I show you the unicorn living in my car? I must remind you, he is invisible.Hollywood Suckerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06148030851663861313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-90282424561432370322008-03-05T13:30:00.000-08:002008-03-05T13:30:00.000-08:00Just don't get your car wet, feed it after midnigh...Just don't get your car wet, feed it after midnight, or...what's the other one? Don't talk about Fight Club? Don't say its name three times? <BR/><BR/>Also, I would pay extra for a tiny unicorn for my car.J-Moneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00752161474112342260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-79024091534832002492008-03-05T11:56:00.000-08:002008-03-05T11:56:00.000-08:00I would advise yelling. Because you already look ...I would advise yelling. Because you already look crazy if you tell people there is an invisible monster in your car, so you might as well yell about it. Or at it. Whatever.<BR/><BR/>Also? I read the brains of smarter people are spicier. (Note I said "read" not "know from experience.") Maybe yours is SO spicy, the monster won't like it. I would start learning Mandarin or something.JenBunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17154597975006146805noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-6720954148570228352008-03-05T11:27:00.000-08:002008-03-05T11:27:00.000-08:00Clearly, your car is possessed. Just do what I do...Clearly, your car is possessed. <BR/><BR/>Just do what I do: yell at it angrily. It may not fix anything, it may get you funny looks, but you'll feel better.TKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13495736427508294951noreply@blogger.com