tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post3473680233549508530..comments2023-09-27T02:14:34.137-07:00Comments on Hollywood Sucker: American Idol Is Not Fake TV. And I Mean That Literally.Hollywood Suckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06148030851663861313noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-82238258692189462652008-05-28T11:11:00.000-07:002008-05-28T11:11:00.000-07:00You still need good locks, and a light on a timer ...You still need good locks, and a light on a timer remains a good idea. Stop the paper and mail when you are out of town, and get to know your neighbors - that gives you the extra benefit of a more-connected life. That said, the light from an operating television looks "alive", really conveys the impression that someone must be watching it. <BR/><BR/><BR/>But, if you think FakeTV (or a light on a timer) is a really, really, stupid idea, well, we more cautious types need someone to redirect the burglars to.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-32550521258600852962008-05-23T17:38:00.000-07:002008-05-23T17:38:00.000-07:00I hate to break it to you, but you might as well j...I hate to break it to you, but you might as well just skip the actual season of Idol and watch the finale. That shit is boring, although I'm still stupid enough to force myself to watch it beginning to end.Feliciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14270331661418915316noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-63811484393396586422008-05-23T09:12:00.000-07:002008-05-23T09:12:00.000-07:00dv- I'd rather have a RealTV.surviving- Great. Ma...dv- I'd rather have a RealTV.<BR/><BR/>surviving- Great. Maybe you two can hang out.<BR/><BR/>jenbun- I don't think anyone works for FakeTV. I think it's just one guy with a house full of FakeTVs, just praying someone buys one so his wife won't leave him.<BR/><BR/>katelin- It's ok, I'll just get addicted next year.<BR/><BR/>felix- You're fired.<BR/><BR/>kristen- I like that you are anonymous. You must feel like a spy.<BR/><BR/>mindy- Funny enough, I almost majored in New Realism in Occupancy Simulation.<BR/><BR/>raych- I thought of that! Then you need to attach a life size cut out of Michael Jordan to a choo choo train and move him through the room. Rocking around the Christmas Tree! <BR/><BR/>tia- FakeTV has no dark side. It lights up. Didn't you read the More Info page? Gosh!Hollywood Suckerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06148030851663861313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-67270979569450364322008-05-22T21:36:00.000-07:002008-05-22T21:36:00.000-07:00welcome to the dark side. (of american idol, not ...welcome to the dark side. (of american idol, not faketv.)Tiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12345604690207395201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-2024726732841591672008-05-22T19:39:00.000-07:002008-05-22T19:39:00.000-07:00..better yet, why not plug a strobelight and a rad.....better yet, why not plug a strobelight and a radio into a timer and make it look like ur throwin a party?...kinda like that kid did in Home Alone, but on a much smaller scaleraychhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05669482667964678516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-84686782218980946972008-05-22T19:36:00.000-07:002008-05-22T19:36:00.000-07:00Why do they have to say it like this: "New Realism...Why do they have to say it like this: "New Realism in Occupancy Simulation"? That is so much more confusing than "FAKETV". Idiots.<BR/><BR/>Also, your boyfriend sounds....interesting.mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00540764344032808923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-7956930209089714492008-05-22T16:33:00.000-07:002008-05-22T16:33:00.000-07:00I heart Idol. As a matter of fact, I've hearted it...I heart Idol. As a matter of fact, I've hearted it from the beginning. Maybe we can do an Idol Girls' Night, instead of Poker Girls' Night for the next Idol season. It's Kristen, btw... big surprise.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-49197374353789147332008-05-22T15:06:00.000-07:002008-05-22T15:06:00.000-07:00um... I am a bit confused. What is Fake TV and ho...um... I am a bit confused. What is Fake TV and how exactly does it work? I think I need some more information.Felix for Zosiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15994735835759987805noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-4893292048148489292008-05-22T14:08:00.000-07:002008-05-22T14:08:00.000-07:00i haven't been into idol in a while, but it is pre...i haven't been into idol in a while, but it is pretty addictive once you start watching, i totally agree.Katelinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15994241556437259884noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-73908451008411865272008-05-22T11:20:00.000-07:002008-05-22T11:20:00.000-07:00Or, um, you could just leave the REAL TV on... whe...Or, um, you could just leave the REAL TV on... when it's light out, the "bad guys" can't see the light from the TV anyway... and then, when it gets dark, the light from the TV will appear (like magic!) and it will flicker and glow and, you know, do everything that the Fake TV does, except more real and shit.<BR/><BR/>Obviously, I work for Fake TV.JenBunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17154597975006146805noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-81142623354620304812008-05-22T11:13:00.000-07:002008-05-22T11:13:00.000-07:00Bigfoot is pretty awesome, Devin is on to somethin...Bigfoot is pretty awesome, Devin is on to something there.surviving myselfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13421187332033401147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-59864352787797528762008-05-22T10:37:00.000-07:002008-05-22T10:37:00.000-07:00Make sure you look surprised on your birthday.Make sure you look surprised on your birthday.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com