tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post7611862206567565574..comments2023-09-27T02:14:34.137-07:00Comments on Hollywood Sucker: Exsqueeze me? Uh, baking powder?Hollywood Suckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06148030851663861313noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-72121372319698037112008-07-02T06:10:00.000-07:002008-07-02T06:10:00.000-07:00I've been looking into this gadget (yet another "w...I've been looking into this gadget (yet another "why didn't I think of that" idea) and I don't think this "inventor" is the inventor. Check out US Patent 7,365,649.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-25921707150713157722008-05-31T17:29:00.000-07:002008-05-31T17:29:00.000-07:00Being a Daddy's girl, I had always emphathized in ...Being a Daddy's girl, I had always emphathized in my dad's love for baseball. I played along -- I wore Mets caps, I watched a few games here and then with him on TV. When I family and I took a trip to NY in the mid-90s, we went to what would be my first baseball game.<BR/><BR/>The sky was blue, the Mets played well, the ice cream was served in a little Mets cap bowl and tasted like shit, and I had a glorious time.<BR/><BR/>But a 13-year-old me, on the brink of adulthood, broke my dad's heart that night.<BR/><BR/>"What was your favorite part of the game, Corinne?" he asked.<BR/><BR/>"Hmm. Hard to narrow it down. I'd say the first baseman."Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10620863941846256040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-51922451580258425942008-05-29T08:53:00.000-07:002008-05-29T08:53:00.000-07:00fort knocks- apparently really, really, stupid.ino...fort knocks- apparently really, really, stupid.<BR/><BR/>inono- I almost pointed out all of the grammatical errors, but I was trying to sound nice.<BR/><BR/>katelin- Now I feel like I need to buy a FakeTV to protect myself.<BR/><BR/>mindy- Shh don't say that! He'll come for you too!<BR/><BR/>felicia- You're brilliant. I wish I'd thought to call it a TV shaped flashlight. It also reminds me of those things that doctors put x-rays in front of.<BR/><BR/>jenbun- Don't give the burglars any ideas. Now I'll have to get a FakeRing as a decoy. Or a FakeBigToughFiance to scare them away. Oh wait, I already have a real one!<BR/><BR/>nicole- Yes he needs to exsqueeze himself from my comment section from now on. <BR/><BR/>lover/fighter- I hope you're right.<BR/><BR/>peter- Oh, peter. How very adorable of you.<BR/><BR/>surviving- Probably you're right.Hollywood Suckerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06148030851663861313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-33099182211201496712008-05-29T08:51:00.000-07:002008-05-29T08:51:00.000-07:00It was definetly FakeTV Muthafucka.It was definetly FakeTV Muthafucka.surviving myselfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13421187332033401147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-45541256208043247442008-05-29T04:55:00.000-07:002008-05-29T04:55:00.000-07:00"there is something unmistakably guy-like about th...<I>"there is something unmistakably guy-like about this petulance"</I><BR/><BR/>If I wasn't so delightful, and certain that you weren't including me, I would be super offended.Peterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10034296312699922176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-81254491511357332182008-05-29T02:40:00.000-07:002008-05-29T02:40:00.000-07:00you're famous! i can see where this is going. you ...you're famous! i can see where this is going. you and mr faketvmfr launch into an oscar-and-felix style business endeavor which results in the MOST CONVINCING FAKE TV DEVICE/THING EVER CREATED!!!A Lover and a Fighterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11111363168909263149noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-37189717358432929262008-05-28T21:26:00.000-07:002008-05-28T21:26:00.000-07:00Ha! I love that he took the time to find this. Exs...Ha! I love that he took the time to find this. Exsqueeze me? Uh, baking powder? indeed.nicole antoinettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01867096106743131289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-89832639566745675092008-05-28T20:47:00.000-07:002008-05-28T20:47:00.000-07:00What if they try to steal your engagement ring?!?Y...What if they try to steal your engagement ring?!?<BR/><BR/>You'd better take (and post!) a picture... you know, for insurance purposes. ;)JenBunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17154597975006146805noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-45488886826455534232008-05-28T17:16:00.000-07:002008-05-28T17:16:00.000-07:00I saw his comment earlier today and laughed. AWES...I saw his comment earlier today and laughed. AWESOME! A flashlight shaped like a TV! I mean, he's obviously a genius. And yes, it's definitely a man.Feliciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14270331661418915316noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-86001943040611120302008-05-28T17:02:00.000-07:002008-05-28T17:02:00.000-07:00I WAS going to go buy a FakeTV but now that I know...I WAS going to go buy a FakeTV but now that I know the designer guy is a complete A-hole, I'm going to cancel my order.mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00540764344032808923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-11920802293347141012008-05-28T16:04:00.000-07:002008-05-28T16:04:00.000-07:00wow i can't believe he actually wrote that. i bet ...wow i can't believe he actually wrote that. i bet he's got fake tv set up in a google alert and the minute anyone mentions it he's on it. ridiculous. <BR/><BR/>here's to redirecting burglars to his house, sheesh.Katelinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15994241556437259884noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-61516853291443184692008-05-28T16:02:00.000-07:002008-05-28T16:02:00.000-07:00Yea, the number of grammatical errors in his comme...Yea, the number of grammatical errors in his comment are off the chart.<BR/><BR/>Also, get a life, Mr. Inventor! You must have bought a vacation home with all the money you're making from your invention, go use it, and stop stalking yourself on the internet!Inonohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02717534707852502866noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8223705276824066463.post-19769244014716690742008-05-28T15:49:00.000-07:002008-05-28T15:49:00.000-07:00I like that he put a comma between "really" and "s...I like that he put a comma between "really" and "stupid," because - come on - how stupid are, you?Joe Whitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04070826509389809366noreply@blogger.com