It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas...
Everywhere you go...
There's sleazy M&M's
And giant blow up snowmen
And trees tied up with pretty red bows...
It's beginning to look a lot like Chistm-aaaaahhhh!
Holy crap! What happened here?
Teddy Bear, is that you? Pull yourself together, man. You're ruining Christmas.
Oh, I see. Drunk again.
What a pity.